December 4, 1997 KIDS IN COURT! Let us suppose your precious little girl, Kytan, has come home from elementary school and tells you that
Daily Outrage
THE CRUSADE, PART TWO!!
We’ve polished our armor and mounted our gallant steed, who whinnies in anticipation of the battle. We’re ready to charge forward onto the next
COPS AND ROBBERS!
Let’s say it’s 1:00 in the morning, you just got off work an hour ago, and you and a buddy need $50 right away.
IN THE NAME OF GOD!
What does God look like? We have always imagined a benevolent, white-haired old man, with a kindly smile for
FROM RUSSIA, WITH LOVE!
Do you like dark, pinstriped suits? Do you stay up late watching old gangster movies? If so, we’ve got the place for you.
JUST A COINCIDENCE!
Do you believe in coincidence? We do. Several days after refusing to settle her sexual harassment case against President
THE OUTRAGE GOES CAMPING!
Truth may be the first casualty of war, but in peacetime government is still busy butchering language. You see, they have to kill the
A ROSE BY ANY OTHER NAME!
You say you have a problem that you want to solve? Nah…don’t try to solve it. That could require hard work, sacrifice, conflict —
THE TITANIC DEFENSE!
October 15, 1997 THE TITANIC DEFENSE! Has space exploration determined that the United States has mortal enemies in another galaxy?
COLLECTING CONTRIBUTIONS!
Last year the U.S. Internal Revenue Service collected 1.4 trillion dollars in tax payments.