Attitude Media does not currently accept advertisements, and the editorial choices we make our based only on our personal whimsical, and often completely irrational, preferences.
The editor of The Outrage channel insisted on adding the following:
This can change! We look forward to succumbing to large scale corporate greed as soon as possible!
To say it again, we can be bought! Easily! Gold coins, bitcoins, bundles of unmarked bills, Russian hostesses, Panamanian dancing girls, large chocolate cupcakes, Italian sports cars - our appetites are infinite and varied - send it all in! We want to be like Lance Armstrong or Michael Jordan -
we'll endorse anything!
To arrange your sleazy endorsement contact us at our Brooklyn offices and ask for Guido. We'll know you by the cheap suit and the sunglasses. If we're not in, leave your "gifts" on the desk near the bathroom. Don't contact the other editors at Attitude Media - they're all weighed down by scruples and other worthless roadblocks to getting rich.
More questions? Email us at "corruptus@attitudemedia.com"
To say it again, we can be bought! Easily! Gold coins, bitcoins, bundles of unmarked bills, Russian hostesses, Panamanian dancing girls, large chocolate cupcakes, Italian sports cars - our appetites are infinite and varied - send it all in! We want to be like Lance Armstrong or Michael Jordan -
we'll endorse anything!
To arrange your sleazy endorsement contact us at our Brooklyn offices and ask for Guido. We'll know you by the cheap suit and the sunglasses. If we're not in, leave your "gifts" on the desk near the bathroom. Don't contact the other editors at Attitude Media - they're all weighed down by scruples and other worthless roadblocks to getting rich.
More questions? Email us at "corruptus@attitudemedia.com
P.S. - (While in our office, don't stare at the petite, dark girl with the hair down to her waist - unlike us, she can't be bought. We know.)
PPS - (Her boyfriend is huge - and armed)