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Manly Manners Quotes

Jeff Gordoninier

Not long ago, at a birthday party in the suburbs, a party in honor of an individual who had reached the advanced age of 3, and while one of the boys was cutting loose like Mussolini in the grips of a meth frenzy, everyone was standing around watching and clapping like Hare Krishnas - hey, it's cool, we're tolerant! We Understand! Whatever this happy tyke decided to do, it didn't matter - pull down drapes, topple bottles, draw and quarter Groovy Girls, decimate Legoland, choke a toddler with broadband cable- nobody was going to be gauche enough to stop him.

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