Finally! A Truly Manly Bracelet

Amaze your friends! Impress the ladies! Strike fear into the shriveled hearts of your enemies! Get a good grade in shop class! With this bracelet you can carry a mini screwdriver, or 28 other tools. Or take off the bracelet and use it as a wrench! This is so cool the guys in James Bond’s lab are green with envy. With this thing you can lay claim to manly manhood even if you do Pilates and voted for Obama.

  • Save this Post to Scrapbook

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *