The potential constitutional chaos provoked by the impeachment of President Clinton is providing the perfect opportunity for a takeover of the federal government by The  Outrage staff.
We’ve been waiting patiently for an opportunity like this, and we certainly don’t plan to let it pass us by. But don’t worry – we plan to impose a benevolent dictatorship.
Some of the steps we plan to take, pursuant to our previously published manifesto:
- US Congressmen and Senators are returned home to assume their natural level of competency. Some make a good living as card sharks. A few others are able to dupe heiresses into marriage. Some assume entry level marketing positions at large corporations. Most are forced to rant and rant in the attics of tolerant relatives.
- A class action suit against the Trial Lawyers Association of America. We’ll ask for damages on behalf of American consumers for prices that have been needlessly raised as a result of senseless lawsuits.
Think you’ve seen punitive damages? Think you’ve seen confiscation of property? You ain’t seen nothing yet! We’ll send THEM a message!
- Monica, Ken, Bill, Hillary, and associates all get sent to Hell: in other words, we put them in a cell with each other.
- We’ll bring in a mediator for the NBA strike who will decide that the best solution is to have NBA players, owners, and agents spend a year doing real work – say, driving trucks or working on a construction site. Then they can all go back to the bargaining table with a new perspective.
- We’ll have a one billion dollar budget for the federal government – seems like a lot of money to us. No one will notice when government “services” are eliminated.
- While Hillary is busy bonding with Monica, we’ll bring in a new Queen of the White House. Hef screens the applicants.
- We’ll order all American troops home. Other countries can solve their own problems.
- The TV networks get closed down – we’ll use their unpaid use of spectrum as an excuse. This is a temporary measure, only lasting until signs of (real) life emerge from couch potatoes. Or until the literature section at Borders Books becomes overcrowded. Whichever comes first.
- We’ll institute expedited capital punishment, and give highest priority to lawyers, politicians, spammers, “Oprah” fans, and “Washington Post” editorial writers.
- We’ll bring in J. Peterman as Director of White House Communications.
- Any preacher, civil rights leader, politician, and, yes, writer, who’s life does not bear even a passing resemblance to the philosophy they expound gets exported to Serbia.
America suddenly finds itself bereft of preachers, civil rights leaders, politicians and writers.
- Free one-way tickets to the Congo will be provided to those who complain about the plight of African-Americans.
- Relaxed discipline in the military and schools is replaced with the code of the samurai, as practiced in the 16th century Japanese Shogunate.
- Government sanctioned assassinations are limited to Rupert Murdoch, Saddam, and game show hosts.
- White house entertainment is limited to sing-alongs with Sade, Natalie, Jewel, Alanis, Mariah, Jennifer, and Sheryl.
- “Just say no to victimization” becomes the national slogan.
Tell Us What Changes You Would Make As Dictator!
Tell us in the comments below.
Signing this A. Nonymous because I don’t wish to be “suicided” in the DC method.
First, ALL CEO’s will be downsized, and their exhorbitant salaries divided equally amongst the factory workers. The floor sweeper will be put in chatge of the corporate offices, and the Board of Directors will be interviewed for sweeping the floors, and scrubbing the toilets [with a toothbrush].
Next, the Fed will be assessed [in gold & silver coins, all of the money they have stolen in usury interest from home buyers and small businesses. To be divided up equally by the sheeple who have been fleeced.
ANY individual who has demanded “special privileges” shall have ALL privileges taken away, and their ill-gotten gains confiscated, for the benefit of the working classes.
Every “teacher” who has bought into Goals 2000, will be forever banned from any classroom in the country. ALL students will be expected to learn to read and write a proper sentence, and add and subtract [at least up to a dollar change]
If they do not wish to learn, they will be expelled from the free education which is offered to them and they can dig ditches, if they can find anybody who wishes to hire them.
Every “talking head” on TV will be forever banned from stating anything as “fact” under penalty of having their vocal chords removed for violations of the ban.
When these are accomplished, we won’t need to go much further to make this a country worth living in.
Thank you.
– Free one-way tickets to the Congo will be provided to those who
complain about the plight of African-Americans, along with a police escort to ensure that said tickets are used promptly.
Nobody from another country can live in this country without knowing the English language.
Take all signs down with both Spanish and American writing down and put up only English signs.
Anybody that has more money than they can spend in one lifetime will donate all excess to education thus eliminating property taxes.
Anyone who intentionally infringes upon the rights and freedom of choice of others will be sentenced to do whatever anyone tells them to do for forty years. Failure to comply with these unfunded mandates from others will necessitate the immediate amputation of any body part excluding the head.
ALL Welfare recipients would have some form of MANDATORY work assignment, no matter how menial it seems to them or the general populace. In this way they would be earning their compensation and those simple chores which never seem to get done , would !
Your on the right track!!
No more country music …
If you will hand over the members of the “NOW” idiot club, to the real women of this country, you got my vote.
Changes I would make as a dictator:
1. Once and for all, I would put Russia out of my misery.
2. Restore the gold standard.
3. Put an end to all this crap about “holocaust compensation”. A lot of Christians died during WWII trying to save Jews because they considered it their service to God. I don’t hear any moaning about compensation from Christian groups. The silence is deafening.
4. Send H. Ross Perot to Antartica for screwing up the 1992 elections.
5. Give complaining ethnic groups one chance to either get over it or get sent back to their respective home lands. I would urge Native Americans to integrate rather than remain in isolation.
6. Mandate that American based companies would make their number one priority the well being of their employees.
7. Eliminate affirmative action and other race based “corrections”.
8. Blow up Anartica.
9. Eliminate citizen taxation. National revenue would be proveded by tariffs, businesses of all sizes, and the countries of the world who look to the U.S. in times of need and danger, but despise her the rest of the time.
10. Declare March 15th of each year as “Kill A Lawyer For Mommie” Day. Hunting licenses for this occasion would be assigned by lottery.
I AM VERY PROUD that our country can produce men like
Get over your outrage on this one. THe good news is that in the middle of this awful ungodly stuff, we DO have such a wonderful wonderful example of truth, justice, and the American way…love of God, love of country, love of family (his own), and belief in hard work, honesty, and the RULE OF LAW. God Bless KEN STARR!!!
Is all the crap written below an example of your readership? Are they serious? It surely sounds like they are. I pity my grandchildren if these idiots take over. On the other hand, these are probably those who never vote which allows Congress to do as they choose with impunity. If this is an example of “What America thinks”, we are all doomed!
As a benevolent dictator I would instigate the death sentence
for anyone installing a juke box in an establishment that serves
food. I would make the fruits of research using public funds
public domain. I would require that all pro lifers register in
a national registry of people required to adopt any unwanted
or abandoned children. I would require that the “Phony
Armistice” be a subject of an entire semester in all high
schools. I would make pot legal and alcohol illegal. ( I spent
20 years making my living in the alcohol industry.) I would make
it illegal for anyone with false teeth to perform oral sex
within the confines of a moving elevator. Thanks for
listening.
much the same as yours, except i would declare a ceasefire in all the “wars on drugs/poverty/whatever and of course i would be in charge.
as dictator i would enact a law
under which tailgaters would be tied
to the front bumper of a gasoline
tanker truck which would tailgate
another gasoline tanker truck
down a steep mountain road in a snowstorm,
all by radio control, of course, while
playing “fun fun fun on the autobahn”
by that german techno band(can’t
remember their name.)
If I was the dictator of the USA I would make every employer who cut wages and laid off employees for cost cutting savings and then turned around and gave the upper echelon BONUS BUCKS like Kaiser Permanente recently did, a years sentence living at the wages they are paying their hourly employees and see how they like worrying about keeping the roof over their head and food on their table!!!!!!
I would not want a permanent
dictatorship, but would for
one thing be sure every news
person who ever “interprets”
for us what some other person
speaking really meant would
be pounded over the head with
dead fish or something,
especially the one I heard
today who used the phrase
“the American public just
does not understand what is
going on here.” The same
also goes for those who tell
what someone’s speech will
“probably” tell us. What do
they think, that every person
who is not a newscaster is an
idiot?
I believe I would also
think very heavily on forcing
sterilization after one
illigitimate child if the
one is being supported by tax
payers already. Certainly it
is everyone’s right to bear
children, but it is also the
responsibility of those who
bear them to provide for them.
I would consider being forced
to support other people’s
children as much a violation
of civil rights as forced
sterilization.
I would also demand that every
person in a position to decide
the fate of another (as in the
impeachment hearings) have an
investigation of their entire
lives, and should they have
ever committed the act they’re
judging someone else for, they
should be in prison for life.
Actually, now that I am on
a roll, it might take a very
long term of my being dictator
to clean up everything I’d
like to see cleaned up.
Thanks for a place to vent!!
As Dictator of the United States of America, I hereby decree the following…
1-To strengthen our nations economy – Every American’s income be taxed annually at the rate of 5%, and that the government of this great nation be required to do their respective jobs and acoplish their respective gaols on this budget, plus any more income the government can arrange to aquire through tarriffs on goods sold in this country from all other countries. If annual goals are not achieved, the representatives of the government responsible for this falure are given no less than 5 years to pay back every dime, or be sent to the gallows.
2-To strengthen our nations citizens – All education of our citizen’s children be privatized, supervised and funded by the parents of the children, and that these privatized schools will be required to implement a dress code, and to teach christian studies, firearms, archery, hand-to-hand combat, and military tactics, strategies and discipline as a part of the standard (Reading, writing, arithmatic, ability to defend this country if need be, understanding of the philosophies behind which all laws of this nation are based, ect)
3-To strengthen our nations government – All political positions be filled by persons over the age of forty, and no political positions be held for more than 1 year without a vote of the people, and term limits of no more than 4 years for each positon.
4-To strengthen our nation’s justice system – All prisons be re-structured to operate as maximum security facilities, all sentences be carried out immeadiatly after sentancing, all executions be televised on national television, every crime has a single, inarguable punishment, whatever the situation of the defendant.
5-To strengthen our nations situation – All federal assistance programs be abolished immeadiatly, and all those wishing to contribute money to given causes be required to organize and fund their activities without the aid of the government.
6-To strengthen our nations military – all male citizens be required to serve in the military for no less that 1.5 years, and that all new recruites to our nations armed forces durring peace time be required to complete no less that 6 months basic training/hard labor supervised by the Navy Seals, before being transferred to any other branch of the military.
That should just about do it for now.
As long as we must have a dictator, I would do the most good by executing any editor who dares put an ‘opinion poll’ in his paper without stating his method for getting opinions and exactly how much the recipients knew on the subject. I would also execute any public official making some decision that he should have researched himself based upon such a poll. BTW, I really hope the rest of you people are as light-hearted as I am about this whole dictator thing.
Under my all-knowing leadership, men with hairy backs will be forbidden from going shirtless or wearing tank tops. Punishment will be public back-waxing.
Many things need to be cleaned up but if everyone would go back to the ways intended of the world, love thy neighbor etc etc we wouldn’t be in this mess right now–the creator laid it out plain and simple, but man thinks he knows more–all that is happening should prove that theory wrong
1. All psychiatrist and “grief councelors” would be lined up
against the wall after the lawyers.
2. All forms of government sponsored welfare would be
abolished.
3. Homeowners associations would be illegal.
4. Sleeping on the streets and panhandeling would be
outlawed.
5. News casts would be limited to 15 minutes in the
morning and 15 minutes in the evening. (including
weather and sports.)
6. News critters would be forbiden to “report” on anyone
charged with a crime until after the trial. They would also
be required to learn the meaning of the word alleged.
And they would have to take civics courses to learn that
people are citizens of the United States, and residents
of citys, counties , states, etc.
Eliminate “sources close to ….”
Require the IRS to count the national soy bean crop, one at a time!
Jail Maxine Waters with Bill, Hillery, Monica…”
All religions that claim to follow Jesus Christ would have ALL their property confiscated, sold and given to the poor as Christ commanded. They can then meet in abandoned buildings. If there are not enough abandoneded buildings in your town to accomodate each denomination, then they can have joint services — they supposedly do worship the same God. All non-Christian relions can keep their property, but it will be fully taxed as a business and there will be no tax deductions for contributions. This is supposedly a Christian nation and, while we will aloow others to worship as they choose, they will not do so while taking from the American taxpayers.
If I were a dictator, I would do the following (in no particular order):
Award a posthumous Congressional Medal of Freedom to Ayn Rand
Award a posthumous Congressional Medal of Honor to Teddy Roosevelt
Make Atlas Shrugged required reading in all high schools
Abolish Depts. of Education and Energy
Overturn Michael New’s court martial.
Restore Michael New to the Army.
Promote him.
Make Mike Brown sell the Cincinatti Bengals
Make Marge Schott commissioner of baseball
Lift Pete Rose’s baseball ban
Allow concealed carry of firearms by all lawabiding citizens (an armed society is a polite society)
Put OJ Simpson, his legal team, and the jury in jail for life.
Fire James Jackson, Chief of Police, Columbus, OH
Forbid lawyers from having talk shows
Abolish social security
Implement school choice
Encourage home schooling
Commission a mini series showing that blacks were sold to slave traders by other blacks
Outlaw muzak
Make it a crime to use a cell phone and a motor vehicle at the same time
Dear Outrage, First, I believe we need to get rid of ALL
FEDERAL AGENCIES as they are all unconstutional
anyway and lead to a cross between Russia and the
SS of the Nazis. Then we need to push the UN off in the
ocean where it belongs, they are talking of taxation and
mandatory confiscation of our guns!!!!!Who do they think
they are? Return the country to the Republic it was designed
to be. Have trials for the Waco and Ruby Ridge atrocities
did anyone know the agents at Ruby Ridge were given
medals for their part in a airport hanger in Oklahoma City?
There seems to be a current of deceit running in this
country, everything seems to be diversionary and lets the
multinational bankers and businesses control congress
with blackmail and money. I think these groups need to
be sought and dissolved so that congress is no longer up
in d.c. looking for the handouts of these multinationals who
by the way have laid a scary foundation through NAFTA AND
GATT for the leveling of the playing field for how much a
person might make here and possibly where they might
work. Look out for martial law! FEMA IS NOT YOUR
FRIEND.
My favorite outrage is public transit. Public funds are given
to a bunch of elitist bureaucrats who are busy designing
transportation systems for someone else. It is no surprise
that citizens avoid them.
The solution:
It would be a condition of employment that anyone work-
ing for a public transit authority would have to use that
system to get around. This would include transit to and
from work and any other necessary job related travel. No
exceptions.
If the people who designed and administered these sys-
tems had to use them, they might have more interest in
building workable public transit.
You call this outrage. Am I right? Why don’t i hear about anything on the news except the stuff everyone is outraged about??
This is all just a bunch of jack. You don’t do a thing but sit around and complain and maybe just dream of a real outrage. This is ridiculous. You can blow this so-called “outrage” right out your butts.
You call this outrage. Am I right? Why don’t i hear about anything on the news except the stuff everyone is outraged about??
This is all just a bunch of jack. You don’t do a thing but sit around and complain and maybe just dream of a real outrage. This is ridiculous. You can blow this so-called “outrage” right out your butts.
force all software manufactureres to use open source and gpl licsensing
When police or civilians are forced to shoot violent offenders, the estate(s) of that offender are assessed the reasonable costs of ammunition, vehicle use, etc.
I have been reading DO for about two years now and I love it. It is refreshing to see opinions based on thought and not reaction. It is also refreshing to witness a practical balance between conservative philosophy (read fear based, cold hearted) and liberal philosophy (read bleeding heart, illogical), that is mind and heart used simultaneously. I would to suggest a topic on solutions to the litigative nature of our citizens, such as, you can only sue someone once per year. I was once sued by a guy a sold my car to for a minor repair he had to make. When I went to court, there were 5 other people there who had sold cars to this guy who were also being sued. Luckily the judge threw the guy out of the court, but I suspect this happens alot.
Hmmm, I have done it before and I can do it again.
As usual, my top ten priorities as Dick the Tator:
10. Build a strong military to lay waste any errant country (check, done).
9. Keep a stockpile of nuclear warheads to terrorize the Tzar of Russia (check, done).
8. Classify a war hero as someone fighting on my side and operating an expensive smart flying bomb (check, done).
7. Classify a terrorist as someone fighting me with a cheap homemade bomb (check, done).
6. Destroy, isolate the true natives, take their land and call it my own (check, done very well).
5. Allow every stupid citizen to carry arms, ‘cos those puny guns are no match for my carriers, subs, planes and tanks (check, done).
4. Love to have a showdown between stupid citizens bearing arms and my powerful armed forces – one way of eliminating people of low IQ (check, to do list).
3. Tax the people heavily so I can field a powerful military that terrorizes the world (check, done).
2. Have sexual affairs with any person I want, ‘cos I am the Dick – love to force Austria’s princess to marry me (check, done).
1. Those British bast*rds!! They spoiled my day at Waterloo. I shall avenge my humiliation and captivity in St. Helena. CHECK, TO DO.
Napoleon
RE: What action I would take as a benevolent dictator
Liked your list, and although there are many directions to take in this regard, the recent televising of a Kevorkian-aided death leads me to this specific action. I would require that 60 Minutes, Dateline, et al, televise one or more abortion procedures. At the very least, a “partial birth” procedure should be shown in order that the debate on this political hot potato would focus on the actual object of the issue, instead of red herrings like “choice”, “reproductive freedom”, “how a pregnancy occurred”…
Please remove me from this list
You ask what I would implement as dictator. Over the years, I’ve often found myself thinking of this as I’m bombarded by outrageous aspects of life on planet earth. One of the first things I would implement is a self sufficient government. Take the taxes for one year, hire someone like Ross Perot and give him carte blanch (forgive the spelling). Then tell him that he, and all those he hires will be paid a portion of the profits; no profit, no pay. Also, inform him that in a reasonable length of time all outstanding debts, whether owed to us or owed by us are to be cleared. From there, I would move on to crime and punishment. I would have some of these brilliant people who work in secret for the government develope a truth serum that actually worked (that is if they don’t already have one). When a crime was committed and the alledged perpetrator caught, the serum would be given and the trial would consist of one question. For those found guilty, without extreme extenuating circumstances, the penalty
would be swift and sure, for there would be only one penalty for any crime; death. Of course, many so called crimes would have to be stricken from the books, thus making the criminal code easily understood by all. Also, there would be no need for lawyers; what a pity. Also, if one accused another of a crime merely for personal gain, the penalty would become theirs to pay. I would also work to eliminate the police as we know them and replace them with something like Robocop. This would end some officer’s need to fulfill a quota to justify a reason for being. With cops and criminals under control, it just might be safe to walk the streets again. I would also use this same type format for foreign affairs.
There are many other ideas I’ve developed, but these three are the most important. I understand that many would think me deranged, but I’m merely a man tired of living with fear, tired of having to live behind locked doors and tired of a government spinning ever more wildly out of control. It seems that very few still respect a person’s dignity or posessions, including the posessing of one’s own life. It is terrible, but in this unfortunate age, it seems to me, that the descent into violence can only be stopped and turned by additional violence. Just as Hitler and his thugs could only be stopped with violence (even though many entered the conflict with ulterior motives); so today I can only see the violence in the streets and the forcible removing of our rights as citizens being stopped by violent action.
My personality is that of a talker, not a fighter; but I don’t think words will turn this world around.
I think some of them are pretty good. The only thing off the top of my head would be to make punishments suit the crime. (i.e., whatever the crime was is done to the guilty party). As to a fair way to decide guilt? That would take more thinking and a fantasy world.
I would move the captital to a brand new city in central US (somewhere in middle america, such as Missouri).
this means we can break the power of the washington elite, and start from scratch on the formation of the govt.
I would order the recall of all troops stationed abroad and
order the Marines and Army to disarm all armed alphabet
soup agencies (ATF, FBI, IRS, DEA)…. at 3 in the morning
in their homes just like they do to other Americans. I would
order them to shoot first and spray lots of poison flamable
gas into the house BEFORE knocking or annoucing their
presence. All agents would then be railroaded into the
nearest federal prison and denied a jury trial, phone call,
or right to an attorney like they do to their victims. After a
brief Kangaroo court session consisting of an ‘adminstrative’
judge deciding he doesn’t like them, they would be all
sentenced to death by Lions. We can use all those empty
NBA stadiums to hold the tournaments between ex-IRS, ATF,
FBI, etc. agents and the hungry lions. Each agent will be
thrown into the arena naked, smeared with steak sauce, and
given only a plastic picnic knife to defend themselves with. (Now
they know how the public feels when they raid homes at 2:30 am
shooting children and stomping on the heads of kittens)
Environmentalists and HCI members (especially Sarah B.)
can lick up the mess left afterwards before the new batch
comes in. To be fair, some of the proceeds of the ticket
sales should go to compensate the generous Zoo owners
and the Veternarians that will have to treat the lions for
cronic indigestion.
I would send every single Xerox photocopier to France.
Send the Statue of Liberty back, preferably accommpanied by some ordnance.
France would then be declared “illegal”.
i strongly disagree that all writers will be sent to serbia. only the non-fiction
ones, excluding Robert Anton Wilson and his ilk, should be sent away.
also, i have a plan for the government as we know and bear it today.
i think that if anyone wants the job of president of the united states, or
any other high ranking gov’t official, they should be expressely frobidden
from holding that job. i think we should find someone who is qualified,
but doesn’t want the job, and force them to do it. this of course
implies that the person would do a good job even though they didn’;t
want it in the first place.
I would put a stop to LAWSUIT ABUSE. If you are dumb enough to put hot coffee between your legs and try and drive and it spills on you (just for example). Then you get the idea to sue for millions should you lose (and you truly should) you will be made to pay what you were suing for. If you sue for $10 million and lose you pay the person you are suing $10 million. So for the simple fact that you are an idiot will not make you rich, as is in most suits.
First and foremost, I would force every women’s studies instructor in the country to live as man and wife with an authentic heterosexual American woman for no less than a year. This would disabuse all and sundry of their quaint notions about who really wields the power in this country. My second order of business entail the formation of special, ultra-savage mercenary squads to individually ransack the home of every law enforcement officer/prosecutor/federal official, etc. who has ever expressed the slightest degree of support for the current “asset forfeiture” policies now being carried out under the guise of the war on drugs and domestic terrorism. Once my goons got done kicking down doors in the middle of the night, conducting cavity searches of each home’s occupants and then carrying off all the valuables contained therein, leaving the inhabitants standing naked and covered in their own bodily fluids in the middle of their barren living rooms, I think they’d get the message. Thirdly, I would ship to China every eleftist cum marxist grad student who has ever “deconstructed” American history to prove that we come from a long line of raping brutes (i.e. We conquored the Indians and women couldn’t vote until 1920, ergo we are Nazis). A few months under the tender care of Beijing’s butchers might imbue them with a warmer opinion about the merits of this country. Lastly, my entire cabinet would consist of every woman I’ve ever slept with (well, MOST of them, anyway), and all would be completely starkers.
I would have a constitutional amendment that said that no
law could be passed that was longer than some limit, say
5 pages, double spaced, typewritten, using Pica type
(10 spaces per inch), and that every congressman and
senator would be required to READ it before voting on it.
I would also have a provision that no congressman or
senator would be able to vote themselves a pay raise,
or vote on any public expenditures in their own district.
No law would stay in effect longer than 5 years. After 5
years it would have to be voted on again.
All laws restricting the ownership, posession, carrying,
or lawful use of firearms would be repealed, including the
National Firearms Act of 1934, the Gun Control Act of
1968, all laws prohibiting carrying concealed weapons,
etc.
A citizens grand jury would be set up to review judicial
rulings, and any judge found to have issued 3 rulings
which the grand jury determined to have violated some
person’s constitutional rights would be removed from
the bench permanently (similar to a proposal in California
about 3 years ago).
A constitutional amendment would be enacted prohibiting
the government from borrowing money, and making it
impossible to sue the government for repayment of any
loan in case it somehow was able to get around that,
thereby putting everybody on notice that if they lend
money to the government, they would have no legally
enforceable way to have it paid back. This would
prevent the “national debt” from existing.
I would have a provision that no politician would be
allowed to run for any office while he is holding another
office. If he wants to run for another office, he would
have to resign the first one, first. No more of this
campaigning for office while on public salary. Do it on
their own time.
As a “dictator” I wouldn’t be
very good…probably because I
happen to believe STRONGLY in
Our Constitution… However,
if I were “appointed” dictator
I would DICTATE THE FOLLOWING:
As Our Constitution makes
clear that IT is the “SUPREME
LAW OF THE LAND” I would make
it a crime PUNISHABLE BY HANGING
FOR ANY POLITICIAN WHO MAKES
ANY LAW THAT IS NOT IN HARMONY
WITH CONSTITUTIONAL PRINCIPLES!
It would be a public execution
shown on TV as a warning. I
believe there would be very few
hangings before OUR CONSTITUTIONAL
GOVERNMENT WAS RESTORED!!!
(and kept that way!)
As dictator, I would bestow exclusive rights to the manufacture of pogo-sticks to one or more of my favorite
relatives. I don’t know why.
Not exactly a Rage Back (no rage on this one), but:
My agreement is most acute with the part of the Rage
that speaks of penalties for those who don’t live as they
talk. Absolutely correct.
No one has to be perfect. But if you say you have a
standard, then live it.
Dead on.
As dictator of America I would order all laws and regulations made prior to my rule repealed and thereafter considered null and void. I would order The Preamble to the Constitution rewritten to recognize God as the sole and Supreme Lawgiver and not the People. I would institute public flogging, the stocks, and hanging as criminal punishments. I would require the States to enact only laws that can be justified by the Holy Scriptures and/or the principles thereof. Law-makers would be held personally liable for damages caused by any law they pass that is not strictly in accordance with Scripture. However, no Congress would get any law across my desk that would be un-Scriptural. I would institute a rule that would only allow Congress to meet for six months every two years and would subtract from their paychecks for every law they make. The fewer laws they make, the bigger their paychecks. A vote of censure for any public official would mean public flogging and a fine. Prisons would be down-sized due to lack of criminals. (All murderers would be tried executed in the most expeditious manner with a limit of seven appeals) Also, I would dissolve the American Bar Association’s monopoly on the practice of law.
Instead of Christians being slammed for speaking out on political OR moral issues, they would be allowed the same rights and priveleges as others who voice their opinion on matters contrary to the “most ethical White House administration”. Also, ANYONE who says they are “ethical” would have to write the definition at least 1,000 times then live up to it.
Any young person who blares bone-rattling music of any kind from their (or Daddy’s) car will have their vehicle confiscated and replaced with a powder-blue 1981 Oldsmobile 98 that only picks up beautiful-music stations on AM radio. Said car’s maximum speed will be no greater than 5 mph below the posted speed limit, and the left blinker will be stuck in the “on” position.
The man is the ultimate scoundrel.
If I were the dictator, I think i’d off by getting rid of all laws that are unConstitutional by the people (includung my rule after I’m done), not by lawyers splitting hairs for personal gain. Next I’d initiate term limits, not to one official seat, but a cumlitive amout of time that includes all public offices. This will get rid of all the professional politions. Next I’d put EVERYBODY on a flat tax (seems the fairest).Then I’d have all the lobbyist’s that represent something other than a reguler citizens trying to change or implement a law, banished from D.C., i.e. no more big business or foreign lobbyists. Also all censureship would stop. I might not like what you read, but at least I can read what I want. I would legalize drugs, period! Remember people, natural selection. If you want to be addicted to drugs that’s your problem, when you mug an old lady to pay for your habit that’s my problem. Legalize prostitution, If you don’t like prostitution, don’t use them! I could go on but I think most people just want to be left alone and not have their privacy invaded. Oh yeah do away with the 2 party system.
Emperor Ronn
When I run for President: Main plank, Domestic platform – If you don’t work, you don’t eat. Main plank, foreign plaltform – we can be hated for “nothing.” MK
1)Force all Americans to travel overseas so they can come to terms with the fact the the world does not revolve around Amercia.
2) Teach all students that the world start, not end’s 200 miles off the US coast.
3)Tell Americans that it’s OK not to have an opinion.
4)Force all Amercian to take a course in ironic humor.
5)Make peace with Cuba and real scare the hell out of them!
6)Learn to accept that the rest of the world can live with half the gun’s that Americans seem to need.
7)Learn to be less up tight about sex. Note: this is common with society’s based on puritan values, they have huge complexes about sex.
8)Warn Americans about the dangers of genetic cloning ie: Miss USA.
You left out a conspiracy trial for clintonista for Bill signing the exec order #12919.
This order confiscates all the property of the American people!
Sorry folks,you and i will have no choice .Zipper will be the next American dictator!
Remember executive order 12919, the ordered confiscation of all the property of the American people!
ABOLISH AND NULLIFY “ALL” LAWS CONTRADICTORY TO THE CONSTITUTION, AND CONSIDERED OPPRESSIVE TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC, AND ANY THAT MAY CURTAIL THE PERSUIT OF LIFE, LIBERTY AND HAPPINESS, ABOLISH ALL AGENCIES NOT SPECIFICALLY NAMED IN THE CONSTITUTION, AND REDUCE THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT TO ITS INTENDED PUPOSE AS STATED IN THE CONSTITUTION. ELIMINATE ALL SOCIAL PROGRAMS NOW SUPPORTED BY GENERAL TAXATION OF THE PEOPLE, ENDING OUR SPIRAL TOWARD A DEMOCRATIC SOCIALIST STATE.
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Any politician who wants to run as a “family” candidate…with those heartwarming soft-focus commercials showing the politician and his photogenic family shooting hoops in the driveway or walking on the beach…will be required to provide equal commercial time to his (ex)girlfriends, who may rant in great detail about how lousy he is in bed.
Suggest a semi load of rope sent from Harrisburg to washington,
with a proper vanguard behind and don’t leave washington until every tree inside the Beltway is in use!
I hope you don’t forget about the Supreme Court. They should all be forced to read the Constitution (that may be a fatal punishment in and of itself). Any time that they try to legislate by decree, or overturn anything voted on by the people, they should be shown the use of a cane other than walking.
say Freeman , the politicaians kids are not in the public schools even now.
I was nine and Jehovahs witnesses taught me how to read whenn the damn teachers union teachers didn’t care if I learned to read.
You don really think a politicians kids will ever attend a public screwell do you?
All those folks who choose to add another country in front
of American, ie, “I am a German American” will promptly
be sent to that country for the rest of their miserable lives.
I would prohibit all life tenures for judges.
I would make people who gripe
about the U.S. go live in one
of the 3rd world cesspools so
prevalent until they appreciate what our country is
and has to offer.
All school children would be
forced to learn real subjects
not warm-fuzzy feeling subjects. No child would study about Marilyn Monroe to
the neglect of George Washington.
All power would be placed in the hands of the states and
their cities. Federal government be damned.
If someone falls on hard times
his fellow townsmen would be
called upon to offer real assistance i.e.; help rebuild
his house, help clothe and
feed him, not throw money at
some burearacracy that can’t
find it’s butt with both hands
let alone help anyone.
If you are found definatively
guilty of murder you will be
taken out of the courtroom and
executed right then.
Oh, I could go on… If I were
king, love, if I were king.
String up by the short hairs every state official who’s ever folded like a tent when some pompous federal agency threatens to withhold federal tax dollars unless the state crumples to its knees and implements the latest marxist mandate out of Washington D.C. (i.e. No highway funding this year unless Missouri increases its minority hirings in the state Department of Transportation by 235 percent). From what source do these extortionists suppose federal money springs? US! It isn’t a gift to be doled out to the politically correct. It’s our damned money to begin with. After leaving our clueless former state officials dangling by their naughty bits, I’d move immediately to hunt down Alan Greenspan and force him to live on my income for the rest of his life. This, I’m certain, would be sufficient punishment for this unelected fiscal dictator for life and his maddening control over the country’s interest rates. How many lower and middle class citizens have been financially tormented by his tinkering with interest rates will never be known. Suffice it to say that the entire concept of the Federal Reserve Board is as near an undemocratic entity that exists outside the Clinton cabinet. Lastly, I would force Patricia Ireland to publicly admit that she and her cabal of menses worshipers are far more sexist and racist – in their case, anti-white and anti-male – as the reddest necked rebel from Stone’s Mountain.
No term limits – with a catch. All members of Congress who run for re-election may do so, provided that if elected they make their home in a Washington DC housing project.
Why do conservatives dislike our president so? After all, he’s only committed perjury, obstruction of justice, adultery, accepted communist money, entertained a Russian mafia boss and a Columbian drug lord, given government contracts to friends, killed Kathleen Willey’s cat, and placed the cat’s head in front of her door, dodged the Vietnam War draft, used drugs, hired policemen to pick up women for him, used millions of dollars in useless traveling, spent the American people’s money during his months of lying to the same people, had more girlfriends while married than any other man in history and forced himself on every women he could. I mean, so what? Doesn’t everybody do it?
Eliminate corporations and their status!
Put the cops, irs, cia, nsa, fda, nfs, and all the other alphabet agencies’ staffs in prison for 5 years!
Eliminate foreign policy, the imf, and the federal reserve!
Outlaw socialism in America!
Eliminate all welfare laws and entitlements!
Protect America with the best military!
Execute all spies immediately!
Eliminate the communist party!
Change the oil based economy into a merit economy!
Forbid citizenship or visas for anyone not born here and stop immigration!
Politicians to have NO INCOME except what their state supporters give them!
Eliminate the federal governmental powers!
NOT BAD FOR A START!!
My changes as dictator:
1) All those who whine about pollution must turn in their SUVs.
2) Turn the BATF into a warehouse/general store open to the public.
3) Send the DEA, EPA, ADFWC, DOJ, Customs, FTC, FCC, SEC, MLBPA, NBA and whomever else is costly, annoying and illegal their walking papers.
4) All gun control lovers will post signs in front of their homes saying “There are no guns in my house”
5) Napalm Hollywood.
6) Classify Janet Reno as a munition.
7) Make prostitution legal for the WHOLE country, not just in Washington DC and Nevada.
8) All police officers must recite the Bill of Rights to themselves before reading the Miranda rights to an arrestee.
9) Send all those who want to keep the peace in Yugoslovia to Yugoslovia to keep the peace themselves.
10) Have a drinking contest with Yeltsin, whoever wins gets Yugoslovia.
11) Possees are now the main form of civil law enforcement.
12) Set up a collective farm for everyone who thinks we need big social programs to work on. We’ll really dig the food they grow us.
13) Use of fireworks on the 4th of July is mandatory
14) America is for Americans. If you work here, take the money, and call yourself something else, then take off. Somebody else will be glad to fill your place.
15) Rename the Democratic and Republican parties to “Tastes Great” and “Less Filling”
Well, it’s a start.
The response by balrog on this page gets my
vote…
Kill the killers. Send everyone else home so
we can all get back to the business of living.
“The thought of how far the human race would have
advanced without government simply staggers the
imagination.” — Doug Casey 1979
1. Before registering to vote, all applicants must
demonstrate proficiency with one or more firearms.
Said proficiency to be demonstrated each year.
2. All residents of the USA over age 18 must carry
a sidearm at all times, concealed or open carry
is permitted. Those not wishing to carry must
obtain a FED (Firearms Exemption Permit). FED
permits must be prominently displayed at all
times.
3. All representatives to Congress shall be elected
at large. Each Representative’s vote shall be
proportional to the number of votes received
in the most recent election. Any representative
receiving 2 or more votes shall be seated in the
House of Representatives. These shall be unpaid
positions. All legislation must be passed by a
vote total representing 90 percent or more of
the American population.
4. Senators shall be appointed by their state
legislatures, not elected by popular vote.
However, all incumbent senators shall face
a mandatory recall election by the people
every six years. All bills approved by the
Senate must receive an affirmative vote of
90 Percent or greater.
5. All Federal legislation shall reference
Constitutional authority for that legislation.
6. Federal tax revenue shall belimited to no
more than 2% of GDP. Deficit spending shall
not be permitted.
To paraphrase D.H. Lawrence, with respect to the 70% of the population that still, inexplicably, supports Clinton:
Curse the blasted, jelly-boned swines, the slimy, the belly-wriggling invertebrates, the miserable sodding rotters, the flaming sods, the sniveling, dribbling, dithering, palsied,
pulse-less lot that make up America today. They’ve got white of egg in their veins, and their
spunk is so watery it’s a marvel they can breed.
1. Enact mandatory jail sentences for artists currently living at government (NEA) expense. If their art is any good, they should be able to earn a living selling it.
2. Erect nazi-style concentration camps for smart ass kids who wear baggy pants.
3. Shave Paula Cole’s disgusting armpits and outlaw female underarm hair.
4. Dismantle the EPA and invite overseas businesses to come back home.
5. Dig as much coal as possible out of the Utah mountains – wrecking the Indonesian economy in the process.
6. Build a 12-foot fence along the Mexican border.
7. Suspend all immigration for 10 years.
8. Have Alec Baldwin stoned to death.
9. Legalize the importation of Cuban cigars.
ABC News referred to 1998 as ‘a wild ride’. I’d like to go on record now as saying that this inane locution, ‘wild ride’, in this context, should be stricken from the English language. Until then it should never be uttered by any right thinking person. Furthermore, I think anyone that uses this stupid expression should have their legs cut off and be hit over the head with them. And I mean that, thank you
I would turn the lights back on. We have been getting use to the darkness and can’t even find the light switch.
Right. Let’s get started…
1. It’s not the courts that are screwing people, nor the Defense lawyers, who are trying to keep the innocent out of jail. It’s the Prosectors who will do any thing to get a conviction. Even forging evidence or withholding it. Lawyers in general aren’t bad people, just that some of them need to be eliminated from the gene pool. New Rule: Prosectors found guilty are tossed in the hunting pool/prey and tag/marked for the hunt. Those wronged would spilt the lottery money, raised by the hunting licenses of anyone wanting to hunt the Prosectors. Covers two wrongs in one shot!
2. New Rule: Everyone would be armed in this country. Handguns only. Makes robbery a whole lot tougher and bank heists even tougher when everyone is shooting at the same time. Besides it would start helping eliminating those in the gene pool who need to eliminated.
3. New Rule: Start using Nukes. Deal from power, not pansy speeches about what the other guy should not be doing. Nuke them first and then ask them to stop what ever it is that they are doing to annoy us. If they don’t, then Nuke them again, because didn’t get the point the first time.
4. New Rule: Eliminate all Social Programs. Did without them prior to WWII and we can do it again. The Family should be taking care of its own, not the government. We had homeless people since the beginning of time and it’s not going to change because we have a social program. It only makes it worse. Let’s try Tough Love and see what happens. Second New Rule: If you want money from the government, try another country. Like China. They have great social programs to help you.
5. If you don’t like our government, then vote them out of office. If you didn’t vote, don’t bitch. If those in D.C. don’t do what you want them to do, then vote them out of office and find someone who is willing. Stop being the Silly Ass fools that you are for bitch about them and vote. I’m willing to bet money you didn’t vote during the last elections, but you were the first to bitch about it. New Rule: Vote or you leave the country. I like that one.
6. Religion. No where does it say in the Constitution that Christianity is the only religion. It’s one of them. You want God to run this country, move to Germany. We have a policy set down by our ForeFathers called separation of Church and State. Germany doesn’t have such a policy, move there and enjoy it. Old Rule: Read the Constitution prior to imposing your will on me.
7. Get Government out of the job of running and regulating businesses. They can’t even run their own house, why should I allow them to dicate to me what’s best. New Rule: Clean up your own house before cleaning up mine.
8. If you don’t like what’s on the Internet, TV, the movies, a record label, the 900 phone numbers or what’s in the book store. Do not watch, listen or read it. Instead you idiots are imposing your will on everyone else to conform to your idea of what I should be watching, listening or reading. Why are you imposing your will on what I want to watch, listen to or read. Get a life or at least rent a personality. New Rule: You don’t like what’s I’m watching, listening to or reading. Ignore it and move along with your life. Don’t and I’m impose my will down your throat.
9. Taxes. If you give someone unlimited credit, they are only going to spent it on things they really don’t need in the first place. Therefore, Government needs to be placed on a strict diet. New Rule: Flat tax on everyone living in the USA. 10%. If you are living in this country more than two months during any calendar year, you had better be a citizen or be moving along. No expections.
10. Prisons. Why am I paying for someone else to sit around, eat and think up of new way to kill, rob, rape and get free legal advice? Put them to work. I like the idea of Chain Gangs. New Rule: Spending time in Prison is not a reward, but a punishment. Work keeps the hands and mind busy. Less time for the idle to be thinking.
The Times They Are A Changing
New Rule: institute capital punishment in all states with the proviso that should the executed *ever* be found to have been not guilty, the judge, jury and prosecutors of the executed will themselves be executed. If sufficient time has passed that judge, jury or prosecutors are deceased, their children, grandchildren or great-grandchildren will take their place.
Hmmmmmm, if I was dictator I’d say the first thing we do is kill all the lawyers…..
Immediately all children would no longer be able to use any other word for lie.
No words like misleading and the like will be tolerated.
$10,000 fine 1st offense. All
lawyers will only be able to speak in sign language in dim rooms, and forever be barred from speaking into any microphones. These I consider minor infractions. There will still only be to major parties. The Conservative and the birthday party thats it!
dictator change #1 – fast exit of the UNITED NATIONS from our beloved soil along with all the spineless jelly-fish lackies that support their agenda of ‘new world order’.
dictator change #2 – all french citizens in the USA must ware identification badges stating – ‘I am a cheese eat’en surrender monkey’.
1-Round up ALL illegal and questionable aliens and send them back
to their respective third world abodes with a warning: you
come back here again you leave in a body bag.
2-Null and void all trade agreements and treatys which
have taken the jobs of indiginous Americans and send the
supporters of said policys to overseas sweatshops.
3-Fly an unmanned ,C-130 loaded with dung, into the UN building.
nuff said…
4-Tell China and other American enemies to give theit souls to Jesus
because they now belong to us.
5-Round up all federal agents involved with the Waco
massacre and force them to personally pay restitution
to the survivors…or else.
6-Segregate all mixed race couples and their broods in
in an inner city slum and give them the option to either leave
the country or see the light.
7-Make all white kids that dress and talk and act like
gangbagers go to prison for an education.
8-Allow any and all counties to form armed citizen posse’s.
9-Reaffirm the Judeo-Christian religion as this country’s base
of freedom and morality as set forth by the Founders
10-Eliminate the IRS, set up a flat tax and DARE someone to screw it
up again!!.
It is too bad that amarillo.com does not represent the best interests of Amarillo. This website as it is now, is just the interest of some too old and out of touch nut, with a twisted sense of humor. Interstate 40 has replaced Route 66. This is 1998, not 1898. Jeez, find a life.
Abolish income taxation forever. End social security and the war on drugs.
Serious term limits, and a system gauranteeing equal exposure for all candidates in all elections.
Encourage Democrats in Congress to introduce a law making lying under oath in Grand Jury proceedings to be alright as long as sex is the topic. Post the name of all those that vote for it, or maybe just take a look at those that vited against impeachment……and those cutting deals in the Senate.
I would first take all the enviro-freaks and drop them in the middle of one of their precious wilderness areas with a pocket knife and let them live off the land. Then we round up all the grizzlies, wolves, eagles and coyotes and drop them off so they can eat something besides the elk, deer and livestock. The public lands would be given back to the people in each state,they can decide how they want their land used, not some suv driving,wine tasting, soccer freaks. Second- I would put up a zillion watt electric fence between us and Mexico and us and Canada, once a week it will be turned off to gather the charcoal and target practice. New Age everything will be outlawed as will baggy pants and pierced anything except ears. All alphabet agencies will be disbanded. No FBI,ATF or DEA agent will ever be able to have a weapon, and their homes will be publicly displayed. Wow, this is fun.
1. Put all persons who express a deep commitment to socialism together on a few of the Aleutian Islands and then permit them to organize and live up to their ideals. There would be hidden cameras and microphones all over so that the rest of the world could observe as they destroy each other.
2. All those who complain publicly that everybody else is not giving enough to charity and/or who advocates that government taxes should be higher in order to support the lazy non-workers, should have all their possessions confiscated and sold at auction, with the proceeds distributed among several private charity agencies, such as the American Red Cross, the United Way and church shelters. Require those persons to spend at least 1 year living and working in government shelters.
3. Require all elected politicians to leave their families at home and to live in barracks equivalent to those used by enlisted personnel in the Armed Forces. Do not permit them to leave the compound until they have completed their business and adjourned for the year.
4. Since the congressmen’s will be so much lower after implementing step 3, set their wage at the median wage for all American workers.
1. Require that all public employees live within the service boundary of the governmental entity that employs them.
2. Require that all public employees use the services of the governmental agency that employs them, especially public schools and public transit.
3. Enact “loser pays” rules for anyone filing a lawsuit. In addition, if a lawsuit is found to have been filed frivolously, require the plaintiff loser pay triple damages to the defendant, with the plaintiff’s attorney(s) liable in proportion to their culpability.
All women would forever be PREGNANT IN THE SUMMER AND BAREFOOT IN THE WINTER!
I THINK FINDING SOME FUNDING TO SUPPLY FREE BEER FOR ALL TRUE AMERICANS IS CRITICAL, OF COURSE THE DEFINITION OF ‘TRUE AMERICAN’ IS ANY PERSONS WHO HAVE DESIRES FOR DRINKING BEER.
Why William Jefferson Clinton Must Go
Dear Honorable Representatives;
It is my hopes that you will agree with the House and do this country and the people of it
an honorable gesture by following the House decision to impeachment William Jefferson
Clinton
In my opinion, if you do anything else other than impeach William Jefferson Clinton you
will be saying that Bill Clinton’s actions are perfectly OK and that these actions are
acceptable behavior for any representative of this government at all levels. This of
course would include his sexual activities on government property, lying under oath and
committing adultery. Above all you will be saying to the people that you should be proud
of it, for there will be no punishment for this type of behavior or actions. This of course
nullifies the ideology of holding an individual accountable or responsibility for his or
her actions and will precipitate frivolous lawsuits and encourage criminal activity. Above all you will have turned your backs on
all walks of religion and forsaken God’s basic Ten Commandments.
To me William Jefferson Clinton is the most despicable man I have even seen and by far
does not represent the average male of this country nor does he represent the country as a
whole.
As you well know it’s the lack of morality and the acceptance of this type of activity that
is the root cause for this nation’s demise. It is the condoning of behavior like that of
William Jefferson Clinton that leads to increased gang activity, unfit parents, the every
rising population of unwed mothers, welfare recipients and unethical representatives
finding their way into office.
It must all stop, and now is the time by you to rule on this subject matter. This is the
opportune time for you to say to the people, we will not condone any representative
behaving in this manner at any level of government, and for these actions we are going to
prosecute William Jefferson Clinton to the fullest extend even if this means
imprisonment.
If in fact you allow William Jefferson Clinton to stay in office and not be reprimanded
heavily for his actions, than you each should be held accountable for the demise of this
country, and that my friends in my opinion is treason at the very best.
Sincerely,
Ervin F. See Jr.
Morality is not a way of life anymore among many Americans, for everyone has different views of what is right and what is wrong. A majority of Christians believe homosexual acts are improper, not of moral character, yet other Christians and homosexuals believe it is not a moral violation. So who’s right? The morality of the homosexual or the morality of the Christian?
Just as some people think homosexuality is not a moral violation, some people may feel oral sex is not a sexual act. It is a moral act that neither you nor I can say is right or wrong based on what is occurring in today’s society. Laws separate church from government, what violation was committed? Was this perjury committed based on government rules or church rules?
Since all laws written and finally decided upon are ruled by appointed Attorneys as Judges of the Supreme Court, we must also realize that no other citizen of the United States can make a choice or decision on what laws are right and what laws are wrong. Normal citizen with a Doctorate, Masters, and Bachelor degree cannot sit on a bench and rule on law cases. These Judges are appointed, not elected.
I could care less about his sexual life, most important, I cringe every time I hear how much money has been spent and how much more will be spent on this case. These lawmakers who continue to waste our taxpaying money should be voted out of office, divide the amount of money spent by those that voted to continue it and make them pay back all this money to people who really need it.
If they feel this case has merit, let them sue the President and let the President sue them to decide how this money can be returned back to the taxpayers. They should worry about the subject matters that are more important concerning this country than soap opera matters. Yoy, yoy, yoy and double yoy. If his wife don’t care what the heck do we?
I would love to find an Attorney who would have the guts and willingness to handle a class action suit. An Attorney who would represent the Taxpayers against Congress, the President, Lewinski and Tripp. If there is one out there, I would be the first to help initiate the process and do whatever was needed
The original point involves a woman named Tripp taping a telephone conversation with a woman named Lewinski.
Lewinski reveals she had oral sex with the president of the united states and the woman name Tripp decides to gather information from the mouth of Lewinski so she can gain fame both Lewinski & Clinton without telling her that the call was being recorded. She further eludes the question when Lewinski asked her what the noise was.
This is a private matter, not a public matter and none of your business nor mine. Most importantly it should not be an expense of the American taxpaying people to fork out millions of dollars on a Peyton Place involving grudges between Republicans and Democrats.
If you or I did what Tripp did, we would be locked up and sued so heavily we would never own anything again in life. I wonder who Tripp knows behind the scenes on the Republican Party to escape such a turmoil and is anything going on behind the scenes.
This money could have been well spent on children who are dying of cancer who’s parents have no medical insurance. Schools that need extra money to help educate students, such as our children and grandchildren. This list that can go on and on and on.
There are many useful ways this money should have been divided and used and surely not on a morality case involving two people who violated a church law, not a government law and framed by another individual to gain fame.
The changes I would make would stop all violations of the Consitution of the U.S. Bring things back to the way the fore fathers ment it to be with on exception, I would give the Native Americans the same rights as the rest and but still allow them to remain a seperate nation with in the nation.
1. Re-institute the draft. Only this time draftees are sent to Congress;
2. Government welfare (domestic and international) reduced to the saying “Get a Job!”
3. Income tax repealed by Executive Order, the Government doesn’t need all that money anymore
I’d ban tofu.
I’d cut funding to any anti-American agency, starting with Ivy League colleges, New York City, and Labor Unions by issuing an executive order that federal employees could not join a union. Next, I would issue an executive order stating that separation of powers means that if a left leaning organization get a law passed limiting private property use, then that organization would be responsible for taxes on those properties.
It would be an act of treason to send troops to do work for the UN.
Get rid of the NEA and Dept of Education.
Fire the BATF.
Recycle the EPA.
1.All recipiants of any taxpayer monies in govt, education, business, entitlement, subsidy etc. must take the same oath to the Constitution as the president of the United States. Refusal to do so automatically removes them from that source of income and strips them of their right to vote or hold public office. Violation of that oath will result in loss of American citizenship and deportation to the Country of their ancestors. 2. All the aforementioned will send their children to public schools until school vouchers are provided for all children to attend private schools. 3. All tax increase referendums will be collected only from those that vote for it. 4. All presidential Executive Orders will be instantly repealed and submitted to the Congress for ratification on a 2/3 vote requirement. No TREATIES will be authorized until the full treaty has been printed in all major newspapers and the citizens have 6 months to respond to their elected officials. No TREATY will be proposed that violates the sovernty of the U.S. or weakens the Constitution and the Bill of Rights. More to come later.
To cut down on the number of elected officials who use their office to have sex, only ugly people will be allowed to run for office. Male congressmen will be required to be bald, at least 75 lbs. overweight, and with bad teeth…female representatives must be similarly overweight and will preferably have copious facial hair.
Unattainable Morality
I’m so discussed with Mr. Dick Gephardt’s statement that, “we need to stop destroying people at the altar of an unattainable morality.” It’s statements like this that show an individuals true colors.
Just what is “unattainable morality” and who is he to determine what is or is not obtainable? Does Mr. Gephardt
mean that there should be no punishment for those who break the law because it’s impossible for any of us to be
perfectly moral, or does he mean we should turn our backs on the Ten Commandments and just live life
irresponsibly?
This statement alone should outrage all Americans and encourage them to write their Senators, asking that the
system be purged immediately. I can not think of a better place to start than the Whitehouse and its demented
occupants.
It is my hopes that the Senate will concur with the decision of the House and impeach William Jefferson Clinton.
The only punishment that would be more satisfying than impeachment would be to have William Jefferson Clinton
serve out the appropriate sentence in a federal prison equal to that of which the average citizen would receive for
committing perjury. After all the last time I checked the President is not “above the law”.
For the Senate to not imposed a harsh punishment upon William Jefferson Clinton is a treasonous action in itself
and therefore they should then be charged accordingly and punished commensurately for their acts of defiance.
— E. See
I think it’s time to follow our constitution and not allow the abuse of it and assault on liberty by Pres. Clintons’ abuse of power.
Mom of 4 from “live free or die” state.
1) Repeal the Federal Reserve Act, and make
Congress coin and regulate money based on
gold and silver reserves.
2) Nullify the country’s debt to the money
powers. If they complain, we give them
a free one-way ticket to Iraq, along with
complimentary coupons for one free acid
bath.
3) Outlaw all the following:
– All body piercing except for ears
– Loud car stereos
– Public appearances by James Carville
– TV talk shows
– Wearing a baseball cap backwards, unless
you are either a catcher or an umpire.
– Wearing any clothing that is more than
one size too large. Waivers would be
granted for pregnant women, and other
select persons with special needs.
– Flagrantly exposing any more than 1/2
inch of your briefs.
1. Make voting for unconstitutional legislation an act of treason, not reading it will NOT be a defence
2. Public office holders to be barred from membership in organizations that carry ANY political public agenda (i.e. the CFR, the Trilateral’s, club of Rome, etc.)
3. Once #2 is in place, de-privatization of all core public responsibilities and geographic monopolies. (Banking, infrastructure, etc.)
4. Constitutional amendment barring exemption from any laws for all government agencies from the President to local law enforcment. (If we can’t do it, the servants sure shouldn’t)
5. Repeal of ALL laws allowing for seizure of assets without due process.
6. Insurance of privacy for ALL. (If you want good people with relevant life experience in office, thier needs to be an incentive)
7. All speed limits to be set at the 85th percentile speed (check out http://www.motorists.com for details)
8. Declassification of all documents not directly related to the military.
9. You’ll hate this but… Taxpayer funded campaign finance reform. (To enable TRUE represenatives (not the PAC’s and the millionaires) get elected on merit, not money.
10. Immeadiate withdrawal from the UN. Perhaps an offensive to prevent backlash.
11. Repeal of all unconstitutional legislation/laws (damn near all of them) restricting purchase and ownership of firearms.
12. Immeadiate removal of all foriegn troops and equipment from within our borders. (Having this situation used to be called an invasion, so here we are, invaded)
13. To help insure that these measures are taken up properly, total removal of all “couch potato” type television, from sports to talk shows. If you want to watch, go to the game.
I got more, but its getting late.
Repeal 16th amendment-eliminate estate taxes,
inheritance taxes, property taxes-reduce fed to constitutional size.
1) Ugly sports uniforms (Arizona Diamondbacks, for example) will be banned.
2) All political advertising will come with the following disclaimer: “If you don’t vote, the hell with you.”
3) All state lottery advertising will come with this disclaimer: “You’re playing a sucker’s bet, so don’t start whining when the money you thought was going to the schools winds up buying an air-conditioned doghouse for the governor’s poodle.”
If I were dictator:
I’d turn off all the lights in D.C. and weld steel bars
on all the office doors and go back to my fine life.
I would be happy to take over and through the whole of the Republican
house of representatives out of office. Then when Democrats take
over, we can pay the United Nations, support the poor, the sick, the young and
aged instead giving perks to big business. The three major tv stations are owned
by big business. This must end. We must stop the endless take overs of
all business by a few. It’s time…
I am “OUTRAGED” as you are at a “Bloated-out-of-control” Federal Government in the CESSPOOL of Wash. D.C. with a totally “Corrupt” lieing bureaucracy, filled with more attorneys,foriegn lobbyists, corrupt politicians and the epitomy “A lieing,treasonous President”
And under the benevolent rule of Emperor Smitty I, all those of whatever political persuasion who didn’t/don’t understand the meaning of “impeach” will be sentenced to repeat high school…complete with acne.
1. I would impose a flat tax rate of 15% on everyone no matter what they’re income. Their would be no deductions for anything. This 15% would include Federal, State, and FICA.
2. Anyone who works for the IRS would become laundry attendants.
I’ve noticed that every solution to a problem creates several new problems, so we should try to solve as few problems as possible.
Send em all to Tibet! The Hollywood Liberal Elite loves the cause so much send em there! My first nominees Alec Baldwin and the other panty-waists who loooooove their liberal prez……
Tibetans are decent folk! Be cruel to send them the likes of Alec Baldwin.BTW..a nice picture of Herr Baldwin in his Nazi uniform as well as a clip of his most recent outburst is here: http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/ a367c7dd41894.htm
whoever was responsible for even hammers having warning signs on them is brutally beaten with a hammer, and then pushed from the top step of an unmarked stepladder.
Morons preaching scare tactic psudo-science to the public are forced to play carl’s game of prove it or die.
Jeraldo Rivera and Jerry Springer are put together in a room with nothing other than a fork and a knife until only one comes out alive.
Viet Nam reenvaded just so I can send bill back there- as the point man for every patrol.
Ted turner forced to demand his money back from UN and spend it feeding the “third world” kids of Georgia that his stupid, insane, treacherous wife believes there are so many of.
Tarring and feathering brought back for members of the “mainstream [yeah right] media” only.
Yuppies and other spoiled brats forced to clean toilets until they wipe that snotty look off their faces and start traeting the rest of us with some respect.
Sadam put in room with winner of jerry springer Jeraldo contest, winner to be tied on a stake in the town square of iran with a sign that says you wont believe how hard I laughed when you people ripped iatola komeini from his coffin and tore him to pieces.
Companies who send large volumes of junkmail forced to live in a house stacked wall to wall with junkmail until they repent and find a different marketing strategy.
people found guilty of workers comp fraud, welfare fraud, or have no excuse not to work are sent to gulag where they are forced to build the worlds hugest piramid just to silence ufo theory cooks once and for all.
local drug dealers sentance: to be impailed on a large hypodermic needle in center of town.
Our regular police forces would be supplemented by the “Stupid Police”…who’d patrol this blessed nation in hot-pink AMC Pacers, in search of mouthbreathers, knuckle-draggers, dimwits, numbskulls, consultants and bad drivers.
All such fools would be first sterilized, then sentenced to work at a special “convenience store” to serve an endless parade of bedraggled drifters each spending their last five bucks on highly nuanced lottery-ticket transactions.
The wise and benevolent Emperor Smitty I (may his descendents be potent for seventy times seven generations) has spoken.
Add something to your list of thing’s you’ll change:
Deadbeat dads on the chain gang will have a sister chain gang beside them of Mealticket Moms. Guess which chain will be longer?
Members of the Christian Coalition will be highly scrutinized to see if their
lives live up to their lofty goals of a Christian any violations of their
preachings will be dealt with biblically as per the recommendations
of the Old Testament (leviticus)
Throughout the Clinton soap opera
I have been asking myself the question,
“Why are the Democrats acting like they are”?
Are they so frightened of having Al Gore in the White House
That they will accept any behavior on the part of Bill? Or,
does it have something to do with the FBI files that Bill had
in his possession for some time? Did he get enough on a majority
of congressmen to blackmail them into compliance with his wishes
and the condoning of his reckless and rediculous behavior? Perhaps
the simplest thing would be to slightly change the Oath of Office
for the Presidency. We could require them to “swear to uphold
‘most’ of the laws of the United States of America”.
Send Chuck Schumer, and all the other gun control hypocrites, to live in Brooklyn, NY (Schumer’s home turf) without police protection, fawning media coverage, or steak knives to defend themselves.
While were at it lets not stop with just the nba players having to earn a living lets get all profesional athletes and give them a set salery say 40 grand a year and take the remaining millions of dollars and build homes for the homeless feed the hungry and build better schools for are children. Its so hard to feel any sympathy for them. And while were at it lets do start cleaning house on death row, after what happened in texas lets save more taxpayer money and put into effect the ole eye for an eye. But this is America and we do have a few choices left,its still the best thing going.
I usually find you very topical and humorous. BUT I now believe Clinton to be an amoral SCUM. It has now been brought to my attention that he fatehered an illegitimate child. The child in question is 13. This has been explained for the past 7 years. Who is this person,?????? Clinton is nothing but garbage. He embarrasses me to no end. I truly wish he would GO AWAY!!!
All citizens over 21 (non criminal) must own and carry a firearm. Any one who refuses looses the right to vote.
As dictator, I would:
Raise the legal blood alcohol
content level (while driving)
to 0.13 or to a limit not so
ridiculusly low, as 0.08 that
it precludes anyone from drink-
ing more than 1 drink per hour
and being able to legally drive
themselves home. Social drinkers
are being punished because of
the incidents of alcohol abusers.
Let’s bring the 0.08 level back
to the floor and let the people
vote on it this time.
All citizens must carry firearms on thier persons at all times, new holsters will be devised for sleeping and other bed time activities so as to prevent injury. All celebrities will be stripped of thier statuses as policy makers and returned to thier appropriate sub class of citizenry as gypsies. All news networks reporting on any sort of slant, will be shut down, thier anchors paraded through the streets, and then ritualistically impaled as per the instructions of that crazy party guy, Vlad the Impaler.
I am so happy. Thank you Bill and Hillary for putting america back on track. Where men are men and women are whatever we want them to be. You women must follow Hillarys example and Stand By Your Man. Let the young girls do the kneeling. And remember asks us no questions we’ll tell you no lies.
1. Immediately issue TOE missile launchers to police helicopter units to be used on the cars of people who flee from them.
2. Establish the National Death Valley prison camp system.
3. Everyone deserves their day in court…appoint Judge Judy as the National “Frivolous Lawsuit Trail Judge” to hear their cases. Staff of The Outrage to be appointed as the determiner of who’d get Judy.
4. Pay off the National debt by instituting alternating “It’s Your Turn” years w/ the tobacco/movie/music/oil &
sport industries paying off the debt…Oprah alone could ensure herself a spot in history as the person most responsible for getting the country out of debt.
& #5, declare “Won’t Get Fooled Again” to be the new National Anthem
I would put prayer back in schools and set up a firm system of accountability. First to God, then for personal actions. People need to quit finding people to blame for their dispositions and take resposibility for themselves. Be a man. Take your knocks and move on. contribute dont take.
I’d add to your list the passage of a new law. Any time a licensed, practicing attorney files for public office, be it dog catcher or POTUS, as soon as he (or she) pays his filing fee, he’s immediately taken in front of the court house and hanged from the nearest tree.
If I were dictator I would categorically do the following:
1.No high school student can graduate unless they are have passed all pre-college Math and English courses, there-by eliminating such courses from community colleges.
2. All government monetary surpluses will go to pay off government depts. If there are none then the IRS will be abolished.
3. All governmental political seats will be limited to a 6-year term. For six is the number of men. They are men and not god. They must be reminded of this after 6 years…perminently.
4. Promote and propagate the castration of all sex offenders.
5.Ban gambling by welfare recipients.
6. Ban polls
7. Ban all sports event on Holidays.
8. All parks and National sites will have free admission.
9. All beaches will be accessible by car with overnight parking.
10. Foodstamps will be replaced with nutritionally balanced food baskets.
11. No state can elect more than one democratic senator.
I can’t believe the airlnes…my son is in the infantry for his country and when I call for airline tickets for him to return home on leave for 11 days..the cost was no less than $400!!!
What’s wrong with this country..when broken down, the servicemen make less than $6 an hour…not counting overtime!!!
This is a disgrace!!!
The family of Matasareanu, their lawyer Yagman, and the
Judge who allowed the lawsuit will be stripped of all
possesions and be forced into lifelong sevice of those
wounded during the bank robbery. Those who support
the Matasareanu family will be sent to communist China.
i can not understand why a person would spend 130 million dollars to get a job that payes about 200 thousand dollars per year
but even worse you and me give them moste of it.
we have much better use for thoes tax dollars.like going to the doctor or buying medicine,and of corse if anything is left we could eat.
i think any wanting to run for presedent should get ten minutes of free air time to tell how and what they would do if elected.
i have heard about 300 miollion dollars of air time on the 2000 election,and
beleve me it all could have bee said in the ten minutes i sugested.
and yes stop giving thoes that dont need and thoes that dont deserive our hahd earned money.
if i where president i would have only one department
the do it or else department.!
earn your way get your pay.no subisides for the big companys,they dont deed them after all they can afford to gicve there ceo!s five million a year bonus
Here are ten things I would do if I were emporer
1. Castration is too simple, I propose setting the balls of all sex offenders on fire.
2. Kill all criminals who commit a crime that would merit a ten year or over term
3. Revoke all gun control laws
4. Remind the people who are upset about Hitlers gun control laws
5. Sell all in favor of affirmative action into slavery in Chad
6. Make abortion free for all
7. Make it a law that any on welfare will be forced to have abortions when they are pregnant
8. Any able bodied and minded person on welfare for more than five years will be sold into slavery in Africa, and the funds will be returned to taxpayers
9. KIll all teeny bopper guys and end all bubblegum music give awards to girls who didn’t listen to that crap
10. End all religion