“Another female line cook I had the pleasure of working with arrived at work one day to find that an Ecuadorian pasta cook had decorated her station with some particularly ugly hard core pornography of pimply assed women getting penetrated in every orifice by potbellied guys with prison tattoos and back hair. She didn't react at all, but a little later, while passing through the pasta man's station, casually remarked, "Jose, I see you brought in some photos of the family. Mom looks good for her age."”