So, Trump as president? Terrible. Hillary? Even worse. With choices like this, democracy has clearly failed.

Which leaves us to contemplate other countries we could move to in 2017. In fact, we’re now on a trip to explore such possibilities. How about a benevolent dictatorship? Dubai is safe, clean, has amazing economic growth, and just about everyone speaks English, or enough to get by.

Check out our new blog as Attitude Media’s publisher John Groom explores the world to find refuge from the insanity of choosing between a sleazy, lying right wing president and a sleazy, lying left wing president.