We get it. You woke up this morning and thought “What can I do today to show the most contempt possible for those who actually have to work for a living?” And then you found the perfect solution: High top sneakers decorated with Mickey Mouse and dollar bills, and you could spend $675 for them! Perfect!

 

So put on your shoes, ask your phone if there’s a real bar still left in Manhattan, have your driver drop you off there, and put a few hundred dollar bills on top of the bar. Then light them on fire. Or, just buy a second pair of these shoes. Same thing.