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DRINK TILL YOU DIE!

In the good old days, a man was a man and John Wayne was boss. Men proved that they were the real thing by drinking copious amounts of alcohol until they passed out or puked. And that was always pretty stupid.

Don’t get us wrong. Here in the smoke-filled rooms of The Outrage we still think the Manly Handbook is the best thing ever published. We’re quite willing to worship at the altar of Tyra Banks and all the other brainless icons of modern sexuality. But we’re after pleasure — not pain.

So we have a hard time understanding why fraternities have never grown up. Just like in the good old days, they still think that vomit is the price of admission to the frat life. The SAEs at Louisiana State University apparently forced their pledges to drink until they threw up, and even set up “vomiting stations” in preparation of the exciting event. That’s outrageous.

But now we’re in the bad new days, when everyone wants to blame someone else for their own stupidity. So it should come as no great surprise that one of the pledges who recently drank himself into the hospital has filed suit against the frat he was trying to join. He also sued LSU and the bar where the drinking took place.

Donald Hunt claims that his fraternity of choice forced pledges to drink until they were sick. This is no frivolous matter. Hunt’s roommate literally drank himself to death during these “festivities,” and Hunt himself ended up in intensive care.

Hunt is 21 years old; no child. We always thought that when you went away to college the point was to become an adult — to learn independence of action, self-reliance — the virtues of the good old days.

In fact, no one forced Hunt to do anything. He and his roommate voluntarily punished their bodies for the great privilege of gaining admission to the noble brotherhood of Sigma Alpha Epsilon. (Why would someone want to gain admission to a fraternity that punished their aspiring members? So that they could have the joy of inflicting the same pain on the next wave of pledges?)

Maybe colleges should hold off on the courses on western civilization, biology for poets, and advanced business management. Before entering the normal curriculum students should be required to memorize the following lines: “If something is really, really stupid and no one is holding a gun to my head, I have the option of not participating and just walking away.”

(Source: ABC News.)

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  1. I’m Outraged!

    A fraternity that would push pledges to drink until they puke is pretty damned irresponsible but fraternity life can have a lot to offer.

    I spent my 4 years at Northern Arizona University heavily involved with my fraternity. Sigma Nu offered many things to young men; one of which of course was a social atmosphere, but we always stressed that the reason you came to school was to go to school, study and graduate. Along the way you could participate in the governing body of small business (the fraternity), participate in sports and learn what it takes to work with a diverse group of people in order to accomplish common goals.

    If someone “hangs” out with a fraternity and drinks to much while not studying, I can only say that you should choose who you spend your time with a little more wisely and remember that no one can make you study or not study.

    Fraternities are like a miniture proving ground for life – you only get out of it what you put into it.

    Regards,

    Cory Adams
    Sigma Nu Eta Iota chapter Northern Arizona University

    This letter is in regards to your story about drinking. Last year, I spent many weekends partying with the Sig Ep’s where I was going to school. I stress was, because I am not going there anymore. My grades fell too low for me to go back. I blame a part of that on drinking way too much with the fraternity. But, my comment is on the part about drinking until someone vomits. You see, at Sig Ep, there is a big Christmas tradition. Three members are selected. One of them plays Santa Claus, while the other two are elves. Santa is given red beer and the elves are given green beer, to drink to their stomachs content. The catch here is that they must drink while everyone else sings this song. The object: to see just how many times each one can vomit during that party. The winner: The one who vomits the most. Isn’t this a ridiculous way to celebrate the life of Christ. Not to mention stupid. This is just one of the stupid activities that I witnessed last year where I went to school. Thanks!

  2. Thank heavens for the studentwho had the courage to bring a lawsuit against the stupid fraternity. Fraternity life so dominates many colleges, particularly in the South that there is enormous pier pressure to belong. Generally the members of these fraternities in engaging in such barbaric hazing are violating college regulations and often times state anti-hazing statutes. One of the great social purposes of the tort system is to deliver the message to careless, viscious and stupid people that they must act with reasonable care for the safety of their fellow man. Yes, in theory the student can walk away, but it is not the pledge who is violating the state law and the college regulations–it is the fraternity brothers and I for one am glad to see civil actions filed that may help bring an end to this nonsense because the brothers will have to fear paying a civil judgment to someone they injure or kill.

  3. Thank heavens for the student who had the courage to bring a lawsuit against the stupid fraternity. Fraternity life so dominates many colleges, particularly in the South that there is enormous pier pressure to belong. Generally the members of these fraternities in engaging in such barbaric hazing are violating college regulations and often times state anti-hazing statutes. One of the great social purposes of the tort system is to deliver the message to careless, viscious and stupid people that they must act with reasonable care for the safety of their fellow man. Yes, in theory the student can walk away, but it is not the pledge who is violating the state law and the college regulations–it is the fraternity brothers and I for one am glad to see civil actions filed that may help bring an end to this nonsense because the brothers will have to fear paying a civil judgment to someone they injure or kill.

  4. I think the university shows a great deal of irresponsibility in allowing if not condoning this sort of dangerous behavior.

  5. Just to set te record straight, the guys mentioned above that were partying all the time and “are responsible” for you failing out of school, are SPE’s not Sig Eps. Sigma Phi Epsilon has created a new balanced man program and abbandoned the old SPE ways. These actions are not condoned by Sigma Phi Epsilon in anyway.

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