May 23, 1997 How safe is your child in the public school system? Well, if you have the misfortune to live in a place
Day: April 9, 1997
INSPECTOR TO WOMAN: STRIP!
May 19, 1997 INSPECTOR TO WOMAN: STRIP! A Dade County health inspector gave a restaurant owner two choices — buy a $2,000 grease trap
BEETLE BAILEY GETS SENSITIVE!
July 2, 1997 BEETLE BAILEY GETS SENSITIVE! Are you sensitive? Are you kind and gentle? Do you read poetry and cry? And if not
PICTURES OF A PRINCESS!
September 3, 1997 PICTURES OF A PRINCESS! Imagine that you’re behind a car and you watch in horror as the driver loses control and
QUEEN SLEAZE!
September 16, 1997 QUEEN SLEAZE! Following a turbulent life, many might have hoped that the late Princess Diana would find peace in the grave.
THE CRUSADE, PART TWO!!
October 3, 1997 THE CRUSADE, PART TWO!! We’ve polished our armor and mounted our gallant steed, who whinnies in anticipation of the battle. We’re
SPITTING ON GOD!
SPITTING ON GOD! Do you work hard? What for? To pay for expensive private schools, so your kids can have a decent education? Or just
KNOWING HE WAS INNOCENT, PROSECUTORS SEND CAPTAIN TO JAIL!
March 21, 1997 KNOWING HE WAS INNOCENT, PROSECUTORS SEND CAPTAIN TO JAIL! Described by his commanders as “a man who brightens everyone’s life” and
KENNEDY BEATS RAPE CHARGE!
May 7, 1997 KENNEDY BEATS RAPE CHARGE! There is equal justice under the law in America, unless your last name happens to be Kennedy.