“I love my girlfriend dearly. But I have zero interest in working out with her. To me, gyms are the anti-sex: veritable minefields of unattractiveness.(Sweaty mammals in a mirrored box - what could go wrong?) Workout time is a safe zone to blow off steam, sans partner. Supporting each other's well being - like, say, eating healthy - I'm all for it. But a round of "ass and abs" with my lady? No thanks. When we're done working out separately, we can come together and share in the fruits of our efforts. ”
