Quotes

I love my girlfriend dearly. But I have zero interest in working out with her. To me, gyms are the anti-sex: veritable minefields of

full page ads with “It’s not the critic who counts/While daring greatly No attribution

“I wish I could tell you we’re doing this to be more green, but we’re really doing this to go faster and have fun.”

I had to be successful, and I had to be succeful early. I was a very special person, and I had to have a

I am over here doing my bit – a good, brave soldier and not afraid to die a martyr for a just and worthy

We are fighting for a good cause. It is worthwhile. Let us die like men. (talking to his his fellow buried troops)

My excitement and enthusiasm for the trenches is unbounded, and I’m keen to go to. And the best part of it is that its

I feel a little bit guilty for not having massive trauma in my childhood. (Not said in jest)

There was more to communism than people realize. We lived very well. I thought everybody did. Our building was all officials and their families

1851 – flush toilets catch on when they are used at Crystal Palace, great exhibition.